Aalborg Hammer
11:33 Tue Nov 3
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There's a drug for curing 'Lesbianism'
It's called 'Tricoxagin'
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Capitol Man
8:44 Tue Nov 3
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And are you the "man" or "woman" in this relationship or do you take turns?
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Capitol Man
8:43 Tue Nov 3
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You're 100% sure she hasn't just concluded you must be a woman having seen you naked?
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Nurse Ratched
8:41 Tue Nov 3
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Obviously the lure of the big payout as a professional tempted him from going for glory in the Lesbian-Turning Olympics.
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gph
8:33 Tue Nov 3
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I don't get the professional bit?
I thought this was a church initiative...
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Nurse Ratched
7:59 Tue Nov 3
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This was NAILED ON a threesome between Spotter, Kate Moss and Cheryl Cole.
While The Stones played an impromptu gig in Spotter's 7 star penthouse hotel suite, and Russell Brand was chopping lines for his Bezzy Mate Spotter in the bathroom.
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Pancho
7:45 Tue Nov 3
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Was this when you slammed into Kate Moss then Spots?
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Nurse Ratched
7:35 Tue Nov 3
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*vomits*
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HairySpotter
7:19 Tue Nov 3
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Grumps-what possible reason did you have for turning that down?!?
I've partaken a few times In said trysts and glad to say everyone came out satisfied 😜
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SUM A DING WONG
6:22 Tue Nov 3
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Jonesy, you are my hero and inspiration!
It must be extremely satifying to think that you've turned a girl who liked drinking from the furry cup,...into to a girl who likes to cup your furry balls!
Well done.
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Dwight Van Mann
5:59 Tue Nov 3
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No Link = fat smelly brute of a beast 'woman'
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Grumpster
5:48 Tue Nov 3
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I still rue the day I turned down a threesome with a girl I was seeing and her lesbian friend.
Both dancers 10 years yunger than me, so a huge schoolboy error.
Good work JONESY.
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JONESY
5:32 Tue Nov 3
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gavros....
less of the fat!
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riosleftsock
5:28 Tue Nov 3
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Not sure I'd ever post on here about slinging one up Jo Brand, but fair play to Jonesy for being honest.
Bearded women aren't my thing.
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Gavros
5:26 Tue Nov 3
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Is it because you look like a fat lesbian, JONESY?
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JONESY
5:21 Tue Nov 3
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JOHNNY V.....
I've improved with age i'll have you know.
like a fine wine.
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JOHNNY V
4:37 Tue Nov 3
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I have worked with jonesy and can confirm he is no pretty boy, best poster on here though !
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HairyHammer
3:30 Tue Nov 3
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Jonesy
Thanks for the info, no thanks for the pic of yourself as my other half may not be able to control her urge to find you.
I wish you the very best mate.
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Steve P
3:23 Tue Nov 3
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*dry heaves
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JONESY
3:22 Tue Nov 3
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panch.....
she doesn't 'do' stuff to me, i do all the 'doing'.
but, no, i have not pushed a frozen turd up her arse......
yet
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JONESY
3:20 Tue Nov 3
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thank you fred.....
I was wondering if someone was gonna get that.
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